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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
 Posted - 06/16/2008 : 09:14:37 AM
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"My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birthmark until he was eight years old."
- Steven Wright
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Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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AreaBFE
Park Owner
Moab, UT
96 Posts
0 Reviews
0 Travel Guides |
Posted - 06/17/2008 : 12:16:50 AM
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"I believe what I said yesterday. I don't know what I said, but I know what I think, and, well, I assume it's what I said."
-Donald Rumsfeld quote |
Don't go to sleep as ignorant as you awoke that same morning. |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 06/17/2008 : 12:42:19 AM
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| "All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy." |
Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 06/18/2008 : 5:12:36 PM
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"When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord, in his wisdom, didn't work that way. So I stole one, and asked him to forgive me."
- Emo Philips
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Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 06/19/2008 : 10:47:59 PM
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"I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected."
- Henny Youngman
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Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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AreaBFE
Park Owner
Moab, UT
96 Posts
0 Reviews
0 Travel Guides |
Posted - 06/24/2008 : 02:42:06 AM
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"I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
-George Carlin
Rest in Peace! Farewell to a great mind. |
Don't go to sleep as ignorant as you awoke that same morning. |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 06/28/2008 : 01:11:37 AM
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"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be"
- Rita Rudner
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Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 06/29/2008 : 10:58:32 PM
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"I grew up in the suburbs in a neighborhood that was not very tough at all. Even our school bully was only passively aggressive. He wouldn't take your lunch, he'd just say, 'You're gonna eat all that?'"
- Brian Kiley
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Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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AreaBFE
Park Owner
Moab, UT
96 Posts
0 Reviews
0 Travel Guides |
Posted - 07/01/2008 : 03:09:26 AM
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
-Ron White
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 07/03/2008 : 7:31:03 PM
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"My parent's dream was for me to have everything they didn't. And thanks to ozone holes, fear of AIDS, and no health insurance, their dream has come true."
- Brad Slaight
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Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 07/06/2008 : 10:36:15 PM
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"I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth."
- Janeane Garofalo
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Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 07/07/2008 : 1:04:44 PM
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"I'm not a fatalist. But even if I were, what could I do about it?"
- Emo Philips
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Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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AreaBFE
Park Owner
Moab, UT
96 Posts
0 Reviews
0 Travel Guides |
Posted - 07/08/2008 : 01:59:51 AM
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People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.
-Ron White |
Don't go to sleep as ignorant as you awoke that same morning. |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 07/08/2008 : 3:19:21 PM
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"Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it."
- Henny Youngman
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Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 07/12/2008 : 9:46:30 PM
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| "There's no future in time travel." |
Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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jeep420
New B
cumming, GA
USA
4 Posts
4 Reviews
0 Travel Guides |
Posted - 07/12/2008 : 9:52:19 PM
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"A flute with no holes is not a flute, a doughnut with no hole is a danish."
-some screen writer |
Chrome won't get you home! |
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AreaBFE
Park Owner
Moab, UT
96 Posts
0 Reviews
0 Travel Guides |
Posted - 07/17/2008 : 01:07:18 AM
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
-Larry The Cable Guy
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
-Larry The Cable Guy
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Jeonlyep
New B
26 Posts
1 Review
0 Travel Guides |
Posted - 07/17/2008 : 07:29:47 AM
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If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'
Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
-Larry The Cable Guy |
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jeeper8
New B
4 Posts
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Posted - 07/19/2008 : 7:20:18 PM
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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
- George Carlin
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 07/21/2008 : 7:31:58 PM
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"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
- Johnny Carson
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Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 07/24/2008 : 5:07:27 PM
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"I'm not good at saving money. My parents say, 'A penny saved is a penny earned.' But if that's true, then my vacuum is the World Bank."
- Lesley Wake
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Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 07/25/2008 : 6:52:31 PM
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"I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed."
- George Carlin
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Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 07/27/2008 : 9:49:08 PM
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"I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone."
- Elayne Boosler
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Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 07/29/2008 : 11:40:33 PM
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"If you took NyQuil and No-Doz at the same time, would you dream you couldn't sleep?"
- Carrot Top
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Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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AreaBFE
Park Owner
Moab, UT
96 Posts
0 Reviews
0 Travel Guides |
Posted - 07/30/2008 : 06:08:06 AM
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This one's longer than my normal quotations but it made me think about how the more things change, the more they stay the same....
“A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious.
But it cannot survive treason from within.
An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and he carries his banners openly.
But the traitor moves among those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself.
For the traitor appears not traitor, he speaks in the accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their garments, and he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of a city, he seeks to infect the foundation so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to be feared.”
— Marcus Tullius Cicero, Roman orator and statesman, circa 45 B.C.
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