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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
 Posted - 02/27/2008 : 3:25:15 PM
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"Into bondage? I am. What I do when I'm in the mood is tie her up and gag her, and go into the living room and watch football"
- Tom Arnold
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Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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GPER
New B
Kettering, OH
407 Posts
1 Review
0 Travel Guides |
Posted - 02/27/2008 : 3:53:49 PM
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Originally posted by juliana
"Into bondage? I am. What I do when I'm in the mood is tie her up and gag her, and go into the living room and watch football"
- Tom Arnold
  
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Just because it isn't made, doesn't mean it won't happen.
Don't drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 02/27/2008 : 7:04:53 PM
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i'd rather watch football too!
(yeah, i know, i am no fun!) |
Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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astynax
Antagonist
Mandeville, LA
USA
235 Posts
3 Reviews
3 Travel Guides |
Posted - 02/27/2008 : 7:10:35 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by juliana
i'd rather watch football too!
(yeah, i know, i am no fun!)
What we call football or what the rest of the world calls football? |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 02/27/2008 : 7:22:04 PM
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Originally posted by astynax
quote:
Originally posted by juliana
i'd rather watch football too!
(yeah, i know, i am no fun!)
What we call football or what the rest of the world calls football?
both actually. 
i grew up watching mosly football (soccer) and hockey, but i learned to like american football too.
the thing that always makes me laugh is when they announce the "world" champions. no one other than americans play american football! hello!!! |
Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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astynax
Antagonist
Mandeville, LA
USA
235 Posts
3 Reviews
3 Travel Guides |
Posted - 02/27/2008 : 10:14:30 PM
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Originally posted by juliana
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Originally posted by astynax
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Originally posted by juliana
i'd rather watch football too!
(yeah, i know, i am no fun!)
What we call football or what the rest of the world calls football?
both actually.
i grew up watching mosly football (soccer) and hockey, but i learned to like american football too.
the thing that always makes me laugh is when they announce the "world" champions. no one other than americans play american football! hello!!!
Well, the Canadians play their mutant form of the game... And now they have that league that plays in Europe so it's catching on. No wonder they all hate us!  |
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AreaBFE
Park Owner
Moab, UT
96 Posts
0 Reviews
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Posted - 02/27/2008 : 11:26:12 PM
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The NFL is Un-American because they're now wanting to charge anyone who uses the word "Superbowl," such as a bar or restaurant advertising that they'll be showing it on their TVs.
My quote for today is: "Screw the NFL!" |
Don't go to sleep as ignorant as you awoke that same morning. |
Edited by - AreaBFE on 02/27/2008 11:28:06 PM |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 03/05/2008 : 2:50:10 PM
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"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
- Albert Einstein |
Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 03/07/2008 : 2:47:24 PM
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"Oh, I'm getting old - my insurance company sent me half a calendar."
- Rodney Dangerfield
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Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 03/08/2008 : 9:02:49 PM
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"With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!"
- Rodney Dangerfield
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Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 03/09/2008 : 6:26:21 PM
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this one is in really bad taste... but it made me laugh... a little...
Paul McCartney told his new wife, Heather, "I bought you a plane for Christmas..."
Heather replied, "How sweet! But I'll still need a Lady Norelco for the other leg"
- Eugene W. Nooner
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Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 03/10/2008 : 9:33:40 PM
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"Back then, the entire Internet consisted of two slow, boxcar-sized UNIVAC computers about 50 feet apart, connected by a wire. It would take one of these computers an entire day to send an email to the other one, which would immediately delete it, because it was a Viagra ad."
- Dave Barry
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Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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AreaBFE
Park Owner
Moab, UT
96 Posts
0 Reviews
0 Travel Guides |
Posted - 03/11/2008 : 01:14:50 AM
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"It's either, always too much of this or not enough of that."
-Olaf |
Don't go to sleep as ignorant as you awoke that same morning. |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 03/12/2008 : 2:03:38 PM
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"The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going."
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Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 03/14/2008 : 02:20:52 AM
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"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."
- Kurt Vonnegut |
Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 03/15/2008 : 7:27:37 PM
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"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so"
- Douglas Adams
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Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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astynax
Antagonist
Mandeville, LA
USA
235 Posts
3 Reviews
3 Travel Guides |
Posted - 03/16/2008 : 11:29:48 AM
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Human beings are the only animals that blush, or need to.
Mark Twain |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 03/18/2008 : 11:47:34 PM
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"If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again... it was probably worth it."
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Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 03/19/2008 : 4:09:18 PM
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"A new study shows that one out of every four drivers has fallen asleep at the wheel while on the road. And for half of those, the last thing they remember hearing is: 'And now, here's a new one from John Tesh.'"
- Dennis Miller
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Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 03/20/2008 : 03:10:57 AM
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"IBM is developing a new computer that is as powerful as the human brain. The new computer will spend all its time playing games and downloading Internet porn."
- Conan O'Brien
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Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 03/21/2008 : 03:12:51 AM
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"Amnesia? Psssh. I think I would remember having amnesia."
- Bucky Katt
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Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 03/22/2008 : 4:33:03 PM
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"When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "What do you need?"
- Steven Wright
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Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 03/24/2008 : 10:16:12 PM
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"And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople get ahead by using their Macintosh computers to create the ultimate American business product: a really sharp-looking report"
- Dave Barry
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Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 03/26/2008 : 2:14:49 PM
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"Notoriously insensitive to subtle shifts in mood, children will persist in discussing the color of a recently sighted cement-mixer long after one's own interest in the topic has waned."
- Fran Lebowitz
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Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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juliana
Your Boss
Chicago, IL
USA
1503 Posts
5 Reviews
1 Travel Guide |
Posted - 03/26/2008 : 11:43:57 PM
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| "Many people are liberal in principle, reluctant in practice." |
Have you been wheeling or riding lately? Go RATE those parks!
"It's not the size of the lift, it's the articulation!" - Lil ED |
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